All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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