if you like me you must not know who I am
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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