I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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