Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dicks are not precious.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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