were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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