my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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