i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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