Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We just shotgunned beers for America
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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