this boner is exhausting
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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