Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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