It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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