You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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