My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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