This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize
