I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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