if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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