awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
