Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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