Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
