So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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