You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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