Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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