I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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