also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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