i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
