No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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