I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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