Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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