Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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