one might say we're banned from that church
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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