It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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