Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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