her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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