Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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