I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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