I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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