just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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