I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Please don't give away my fajitas
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