I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Less talking, more tequila
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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