Got a toothbrush?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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