Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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