You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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