Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He kissed a someone with a penis
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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