Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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