Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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