we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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