bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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