Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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