I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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