i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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