Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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