accomplished twins. life is a go
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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