i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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