I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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