Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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